Mega Millions: What would you buy with the $638 million jackpot?

Of course I would invite Lady Ga Ga out for pizza at one of the Iconic American Pizza Places-Goodfella's Brick Oven Pizza of Staten Island New York. Since they have their name on the international pizza trophy more than any other pizza place in the world I'm sure she will be satisfied by the gourmet pizzas cooked in the Revolving Brick Oven. Then I would hire her to perform at the christening of my new yacht after we fly my new jet to my new island with several hundred of my closest friends. A dollar and a dream baby.

Speedy Pizza from the World Champs!

How about 52 pies in 19 minutes? The guys from the original Wold Champion Goodfella's Brick Oven Pizza on Hylan Boulevard in Staten Island New York demonstrate the InfernoSeries  Revolving Deck Brick Oven model 140 from the New York Brick Oven Co.

As you can see from the video, you would be hard pressed to keep this oven filled for any length of time because it is that fast. More importantly it cooks each pie to perfection without having to spin the pies as they cook. This is an amazing way to save time, labor and ensure a consistent product.

Walking Dead Search For New Food Supply-Zombie Revolt in New York

The dead are just sick and tired of eating humans as evidenced by this video at a local cemetery in Staten Island NY.  Dr. Rotten Bones a spokesman for the local zombie union said off the record " We are tired of having to chase down humans and corner or trap them for consumption. Recently one of our UEW (undead Earth Walker) local 41 gals realized that pizza  was a great alternative as she devoured fat Vinny's Internal organs at the local Goodfella's Pizza and noticed the wonderful flavor of pepperoni". Dr. Bones went on to add " Frankly we are rather disappointed with the level of prejudice being leveled against the walking dead in general, especially in the TV and Motion Picture Industries".  He also stated that the term "Living Dead" was an insulting term since they don't consider themselves living any longer. It does seem that there has been a big movement in the United States being directed at the poor zombies who have up to this point resisted forming a union due to threats by local mortuaries. You would think in this day and age of tolerance we could find a way to let them have their pizza and eat it too without having to harangued and get

shot at every turn. Live and let live or live and let the undead walk is what I say. Some of my best friends are like zombies till they have their first cup of coffee. Perhaps for Halloween instead of mocking our walking dead we should embrace them and invite them to the Human Only parties we all participate in.